Saturday, May 30, 2009

everything, it must belong somewhere

I went to the DMV today because my tags expired (technically I should have already gotten them changed since they were still my dad's tags, but now they're expired so yeah) and it was an ORDEAL
I'm sure the lady that helped me will be talking about me over dinner tonight, something like 'this guy who used to have a girl's name was in today'
I handed her my title and explained that I needed plates and she looked at my title and said 'who is Jessica' and I said 'that would be me' in a low voice and the guy at the counter next to me slowly turned his head and just staaared and he was wearing a harley davidson shirt and I was thinking please don't fag drag me please don't fag drag me

They wouldn't let me do anything because the name on my license was different than the one on my title
so I had to come back to the house and get my name change stuff and then get my name changed on the title and then get the plates
fun times.

I'm starting to get a mustache and it fills me with joy
um
I'm really fucking poor
which means I should not go drink but I tots am
although last night I just went to see Up and then came home, did laundry, and read Gone with the Wind. Very manly night, right?
I'm going back and forth on wearing shorts today. Hm.
yeah. it's so nice out. shorts and flip flops

1 comment:

Womb for RENT said...

we should have a mustache contest this summer.