Monday, March 30, 2009

bloop

"There is no credulity so eager and blind as the credulity of covetousness, which, in its universal extent, measures the moral misery and the intellectual destitution of mankind."

Joseph Conrad

Saturday, March 21, 2009

serious

true friendship is your straight biomale friend helping you position your new packer in your briefs.

I like the stp so far, though I'm still having leaking problems. I may get a silicone nipple and cut off the tip and use that instead. I'm gonna mess with a few different things

having something to pack in my briefs is awesome though. Even though it's such a small thing (I mean, such a big thing. my dick is huge. yeah.) it really increases my confidence level.

the aforementioned friend has been giving me man tips today
things I have learned:
how not to stand
that men need to reassure themselves that their penis is still there by touching it every once in a while, but you have to act like you're rearranging or else it's just fondling yourself
and..uh...probably other things but to be honest all we did today was play with my penis, eat, smoke pot, and watch invader zim
which was a good day by my standards

Sunday, March 15, 2009

I filed my name change paperwork on Thursday.
I couldn't be happier.